Total Medals Earned: 618 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,905 Points
Medals Earned: 12/15 (90/265 points)
Complete the first day
The lunar surface...
What really happened?, it was all a dream?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Enter in the true secret room, welcome to Lunar Industries!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/105 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a double kill
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 13/19 (155/350 points)
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Reach Evila
Kill a Winged Knight
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Unlock the Play Tips power
Get a triple kill
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 12/17 (320/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/335 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 14
Complete level 12
Complete level 3
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 13
Complete level 5
Complete level 11
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 9
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 6
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'